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Nutritional Information

All the news fit to print about calories, fat content of ice cubes and your belly!


Baseball

Here's to baseball, beer and enjoying the outdoors. (Unless you are in a dome or other similar superstructure which prevents direct radiation from attaching to your skin cells)


Bathroom Graffiti

What’s up with all that crap on the wall above the crapper? What started as “for a good time, call Big Al at 555-Cock,” has now transformed into anything from amateur poetry to the most common “fuck you.” Have we evolved?


Trashing The Town

Are you tired of your town smelling like 2am at 9am?


Getting The Bartender's Attention

Some tricks to getting a drink quicker than that shithead standing next to you.



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September 2008
Michael Phelps

Such an inspiration. A member of the DUI/DWI club, and look what he's done for himself. Most of the DUI club members aspire to avoid becoming a 2 Star member...but not our Michael...he set his goals a tad bit higher. Besides, you ever tried Chinese beer?