"The Champagne Of Beers"!! ie....The Rabbit Turd In The Dead Sparrow, The Cum Shot On The Corpse, The Period Blood Of Fruit Juice, Turducken.

Let's be honest, it's the only beer that tastes better out of a 16 ounce can! That's saying something.

Some of the top selling labels in America contain words like: Bankers Club, Vladimir, Popov, Svedka followed by the word: vodka. You can filter it through your Brita, mix it with Kool Aid or just take shots of it at nine in the morning....no matter what, that $10 plastic bottle is full of hard-boiled rocket fuel that does things to your esophagus that a sock full of razor blades could only dream of doing.

You can't keep Kiefer out of the Drunk Of The Month very long. This is HIS award. Every other month, he just lets someone else borrow it!

"While at an after-party for a costume gala held at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City, Kiefer Sutherland confronted and then head-butted clothing designer Jack McCollough. The action left McCollough with lacerations on his nose. Sutherland claimed that he was only coming to the assistance of actress Brooke Shields, saying that McCollough had knocked her over."

Keep it classy Kiefer!

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Drinking Games

Q: My friends and I are big fans of drinking games. Can you recommend some games for us to drink to?

Now I shall tell you the nature of this absolute Witness. If you recognize it, you will be freed from the bonds of ignorance, and attain liberation.

There is a self-existent Reality, which is the basis of our consciousness of ego. The reality is the Witness of the states of ego consciousness and of the body. That Reality is the constant Witness in all three states of consciousness--waking, dreaming, and dreamless sleep. It is your real Self. That Reality pervades the universe. It alone shines. The universe shines with Its reflected light.

Its nature is timeless awareness. It knows all things, Witnesses all things, from the ego to the body. It is the Witness of pleasure and pain and the sense-objects. This is your real Self, the Supreme Being, the Ancient. It never ceases to experience infinite release. It is unwavering. It is Spirit itself.

--Shankara